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Aug 23, 2026
**THE MAFIA BOSS STOPPED HIS ENGAGEMENT TOAST WHEN HE SAW ME SERVING DINNER WITH PINK FROSTING SMEARED ACROSS MY BLACK MAID'S UNIFORM AND A BROKEN NUMBER-EIGHT BIRTHDAY CANDLE IN MY APRON POCKET—THEN HIS FIANCÉE SAID, “SHE DROPPED HER DAUGHTER'S CAKE BEHIND THE KITCHEN FREEZER,” BEFORE HE EVEN ASKED WHY I WAS CRYING.**
Sep 08, 2026
**“I DON'T CARE IF HE'S FREEZING, HANNAH! IF YOU BRING THAT FILTHY OLD DOG INTO MY HOUSE, YOU CAN PACK YOUR BAGS TONIGHT!” THE MAFIA BOSS'S FIANCÉE HUMILIATED HIS 25-YEAR-OLD MAID FOR RESCUING HIS 78-YEAR-OLD MOTHER'S BEAGLE DURING A CHARITY GALA—BUT WHEN TERESA MORETTI SAW THE TREMBLING DOG AND WHISPERED, “SHE TOLD ME HE DIED ON TUESDAY,” LUCA SLOWLY LOWERED HIS GLASS.**
Oct 25, 2026
**“SHE CAN SMILE AND NOD FOR ONE NIGHT! NOBODY CAME TO MY ENGAGEMENT DINNER TO WATCH AN OLD WOMAN FUMBLE WITH HEARING AIDS!” THE MAFIA BOSS’S FIANCÉE HUMILIATED HIS 25-YEAR-OLD MAID FOR HELPING HIS 78-YEAR-OLD MOTHER HEAR THE SPEECHES—BUT WHEN TERESA MORETTI WHISPERED, “SHE SAID YOU'D BE ASHAMED IF I ANSWERED WRONG,” LUCA STOPPED HIS TOAST MID-SENTENCE.**
Sep 23, 2026
**“GET THAT DOG AWAY FROM HER! HE'S OLD, DIRTY, AND HE DOESN'T BELONG AT MY ENGAGEMENT DINNER!” THE MAFIA BOSS'S FIANCÉE HUMILIATED HIS 25-YEAR-OLD MAID FOR BRINGING HIS ELDERLY MOTHER'S GOLDEN RETRIEVER TO THE TABLE—BUT WHEN TERESA MORETTI WRAPPED HER ARMS AROUND THE DOG AND WHISPERED, “THEY'RE TAKING HIM AWAY TOMORROW,” LUCA SLOWLY PUT DOWN HIS GLASS.**
Sep 23, 2026
**“STOP WAVING YOUR HANDS LIKE AN IDIOT! HE'S DEAF, AND YOU'RE JUST THE MAID!” THE MAFIA BOSS'S FIANCÉE HUMILIATED HIS 25-YEAR-OLD HOUSEMAID IN FRONT OF FORTY-SIX DINNER GUESTS—BUT WHEN EMILY REFUSED TO STOP SIGNING TO HIS 79-YEAR-OLD GRANDFATHER, LUCA MORETTI PUT DOWN HIS GLASS AND ASKED WHAT THE OLD MAN WAS DESPERATELY TRYING TO TELL HIM.**
Aug 28, 2026
**“ARE YOU SERIOUS? YOU BROUGHT THAT MUDDY ROSE INTO MY ENGAGEMENT PARTY? HANNAH, THROW IT AWAY!” THE MAFIA BOSS'S FIANCÉE HUMILIATED HIS 25-YEAR-OLD MAID FOR HELPING HIS 78-YEAR-OLD MOTHER SAVE A FLOWER FROM THE GARDEN—BUT WHEN TERESA MORETTI WHISPERED, “THEY'RE TEARING OUT THE BUSH YOUR FATHER PLANTED THE DAY YOU WERE BORN,” LUCA OPENED THE PATIO DOORS AND WALKED STRAIGHT INTO THE RAIN.**