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**“A BOY LIKE HIM DOESN'T GET TO SIT AT THE MORETTI FAMILY TABLE!” THE MAFIA BOSS'S FIANCÉE SNAPPED, KNOCKING MY SEVEN-YEAR-OLD SON'S OLD COMPASS OUT OF HIS HAND. “PICK IT UP AND GET OUT!” SHE ORDERED ME. BUT WHEN THE 36-YEAR-OLD MAFIA BOSS WALKED INTO THE DINING ROOM, HE SAW THE ENGRAVING ON THAT COMPASS AND STOPPED BREATHING. “THAT BELONGED TO MY BEST FRIEND,” HE SAID. MY SON LOOKED UP AND WHISPERED, “MY DAD TOLD ME YOU'D SAY THAT. HE ALSO SAID YOU SHOULD ASK WHY THEY BURIED AN EMPTY COFFIN.”**